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I hate to be a hater, BUT I THINK GRASS SUCKS! I've heard nice things about lawns and fields in the past, but I didn't have to actually touch any of it. When they created urban parks, they put in plenty of paved spaces and concrete playgrounds in a concerted effort to appeal to city kids like myself, which they balanced with some grassy areas to appeal to "nature lovers." But now there's more and more grass starting to appear everywhere.
For instance, right near my apartment building, there's a big grassy area in front of the Brooklyn Museum. Yesterday my mom and dad set me down there, so I could crawl around a bit or even practice "cruising" against the low wall which abuts it. But the instant I touched the turf, I just started to cry. Granted, it is "spring," which is probably the most intense growing period for natural things like flowers and trees and the like, but it's crazy out there: grass, grass, grass, everywhere you look! I can't say enough how unpleasant it is to feel those sharp individual blades on my delicate little hands.
And today my parents brought me to the Brooklyn Botanic Garden! They wheeled me onto this big green expanse and just sat down, plop! in the middle of it. I wasn't having any of it, even thought my dad plucked some individual blades to show me how "harmless" they were. To me, nothing about grass is appealing. It's all natural, and green, and multi-faceted. And how can something be both sharp and soft—at the same time?! Sure, I saw lots of other kids running and rolling around on the lawn, seeming to have a good time. But even if I had seen, say, another nine-month-old I knew, that lawn was no environment in which to bite another kid's arm or drool on their toys.
So now I know I can skip this grass stuff in the future and just stick to safe places like my living room rug or the kitchen linoleum. If nothing else, the experience reminds me why cities were created, and how anachronistic (and insulting!) grass in urban areas is in terms of its attempt to bring "nature" to the civilized world.
(To the tune of Bob Dylan's "Just Like a Woman")
A.D.: New Orleans After the Deluge returns with a new installment, "Diaspora." In this chapter, Hamid & Mansell discover how dangerous the flooded store can be. Meanwhle, Leo & Michelle realize that they are down to their last few dollars. Nursing a Starbucks coffee in Houston, they try to figure out what to do next. In Tallahassee, Kevin's parents deliver unwelcome news. And we return to Hamid's store, where his concern for Mansell's well-being intensifies. All this and more in "Diaspora."


Just posted on the spiffy redesigned SMITH site is A.D. Chapter 10: "Something In The Water." In this episode, the Doctor administers first aid to Katrina survivors gathered at (of course) a Bourbon Street bar. Meanwhile, Hamid & Mansell wade through the chest-high flood waters to bring much needed drinking water to an elderly neighbor. Back in Tallahassee, Kevin and his brothers learn the extent and seriousness of the flooding. And Denise and her family arrive at the Convention Center. And of course the A.D. site features all the usual links, resources, audio clips, press clips, and message board chatter.
Did you see this piece in last Wednesday's NY Times? It's about a new graphic novel about the Holocaust being used as a teaching tool in German schools. What really struck me about the samples of the comic they show is how the art apes Hergé and Tintin. Outside of 